Aug

9

Rodent.

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I am sharing my condo with two creatures that have four legs and a tail. And, though I’m sure Winston’s bloodline contains more Mexican sewer rat than actual chihuahua, I’m talking about an unwelcome rodent.

Here’s my dilemma: I am psychologically unequipped to destroy something that is small, cute and furry that may or may not have a small, cute and furry family. I can’t set out traps or poison. Can’t do it. Can’t.

If anyone is willing to fix this problem while allowing me to keep plausible deniability, please contact me ASAP. I would be willing to bribe you with cookies or a baked good of your choice.