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Aug
9
I am sharing my condo with two creatures that have four legs and a tail. And, though I’m sure Winston’s bloodline contains more Mexican sewer rat than actual chihuahua, I’m talking about an unwelcome rodent.
Here’s my dilemma: I am psychologically unequipped to destroy something that is small, cute and furry that may or may not have a small, cute and furry family. I can’t set out traps or poison. Can’t do it. Can’t.
If anyone is willing to fix this problem while allowing me to keep plausible deniability, please contact me ASAP. I would be willing to bribe you with cookies or a baked good of your choice.
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There’s a very special episode of The Golden Girls that touches on that subject. I could give you the summary, but it would probably be best just to watch it.
Well clearly everything has just gone to shit since I left town. I’ll see what I can do when I get back. In the meantime, taking out the trash might be a good idea
For the record - I did take out the trash!